Unpopular opinions

1.     Boomers are more annoying than millennials.

2.     Ravenclaw > Gryffindor.

3.     Airline passengers should pay a fee for their carry-on bags and check bags for free.

4.     Atticus Fitch was a detached father. As a lawyer, he couldn’t even convince a jury to acquit an innocent man.

5.     Call me insensitive and selfish, but I question the need to limit my right to eat peanut butter or other peanut products whenever and where ever I goddamn want.

6.     Sports fans: There is no such thing as a clutch player.

7.     Seinfeld was terrible. Not a single sympathetic character in the entire show.

8.     The Oxford comma should be universal, along with one space after periods.

9.     People who dress for the job they want rather than the job they have are begging to be punched in the throat.

10. Women want me, men fear me.

11. Kids should go to school year-round.

12. The Devil was much better than Johnny in “The Devil Went Down To Georgia.”

13. Binge drinking is fine, in moderation.

14. Facebook is great.

15. Living in a county with unmatched freedoms of expression and religion and economic opportunity makes America exceptional. It does not necessarily follow that Americans are exceptional.

16. Zoos are the fucking worst.

17. Lawyers make the world a better place.

18. There is zero meaningful difference between Ford and Chevy pickup trucks.

19. The Common Core is good for America.

20. Kanye had a point about Beck.