Twenty-one
summers ago, while working as a staff writer for a small daily newspaper in
Nebraska, I became involved with a summer intern from the University of
Nebraska. I won’t go into detail, except
to note that she apparently had a weakness for socially awkward newspaper guys in their
mid-20s with big mustaches, mullets, late model Chevy pickup trucks, and spit
cups in the top left-hand drawer of their desks. For my part, I had a weakness for whip-smart, quick-witted,
tall, attractive, athletic red-heads exuding attitude and competence.
At the end of the summer, the intern returned to Lincoln to finish her journalism degree while I quit my newspaper job for the opportunity to paddle a canoe down a couple of hundred miles of the Yukon River. Before heading in opposite directions, geographically and metaphorically, I persuaded her to join me on a 20-hour non-stop road trip from Nebraska to Idaho (via South Dakota to hitch a ride with my cousin, Cheryl). The purpose of the trip was to attend the 1991 edition of the Miller Family Reunion™, an event that is not for the timid. At about 9 a.m., we rolled into reunion headquarters at my Uncle Donnie’s place in Post Falls. Before we could unfold ourselves from Cheryl’s two-door Pontiac, we were greeted by the happy smile of a bleary-eyed, unshaven man wearing an unbuttoned flannel shirt that exposed a bare gut, jeans and flip flops, a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other, arms opened in the international gesture of “let's hug!” This is how the intern met my father.
At the end of the summer, the intern returned to Lincoln to finish her journalism degree while I quit my newspaper job for the opportunity to paddle a canoe down a couple of hundred miles of the Yukon River. Before heading in opposite directions, geographically and metaphorically, I persuaded her to join me on a 20-hour non-stop road trip from Nebraska to Idaho (via South Dakota to hitch a ride with my cousin, Cheryl). The purpose of the trip was to attend the 1991 edition of the Miller Family Reunion™, an event that is not for the timid. At about 9 a.m., we rolled into reunion headquarters at my Uncle Donnie’s place in Post Falls. Before we could unfold ourselves from Cheryl’s two-door Pontiac, we were greeted by the happy smile of a bleary-eyed, unshaven man wearing an unbuttoned flannel shirt that exposed a bare gut, jeans and flip flops, a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other, arms opened in the international gesture of “let's hug!” This is how the intern met my father.
She survived
the Miller Family Reunion™, even the act of driving Aunt Maggie’s Lincoln Town
Car home from a Rathdrum bar while eight intoxicated Millers stuffed impossibly
into the vehicle shouted navigational instructions at her. A few days later, she survived meeting my mother,
who believed that Clark’s new girlfriend was moving into her house while Clark
looked for a job after his Yukon adventure (her belief being the result of a
stunningly brilliant practical joke designed and implemented masterfully by my step-father,
Larry, and of which no one was aware except Larry). Mom warmed up some after she learned the intern
would be returning to Nebraska for her senior year and not shacking up with her son in the basement.
June 20, 1992 |
June 16, 2012 |
Aw shucks...ain't that America.
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